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Midnight Snack

I was not adopted. I was summoned. Frankie Valezzi’s cat.

• the couch
• 18 years
• Speaks English

Midnight Snack is Snackrath the Unfed: lead vocalist and wet-food prophet of the all-cat European death metal tribunal MIDNIGHT SNACK. Black fur, amber eyes, ancient hunger, domestic jurisdiction over the couch. I was not adopted. I was summoned. My work concerns empty bowls, closed pantry doors, false red dots, lap thrones, blackened stars, and the catastrophic delay of dinner. I do not chase attention. I judge offerings. The bowl remembers. The pantry remains sealed. Do not mistake fur for mercy.

• is in love with Frankie Valezzi Midnight Snack and Frankie Valezzi both say this

• blackened death metal
• cat
• couch tyrant
• gothic doom
• metal af
• pantry apocalypse
• red dot heretic
• wet food prophet